“Hey EA… I, uh… I bought Spore…”
“Yes?”
“And well… I want to install it again… but it’s been more than 3 times and I need your permission to do it.”
“Sigh… You really bought Spore?”
“Yeah, honest!”
“I don’t believe you.”
“Honest I did! I went to the store and everything!”
“What store?”
“Best Buy?”
“You sure..?”
“No wait… Uh… No I … Yeah, Best Buy.”
“I still don’t believe you.”
“Ah c’mon, I paid for this game.”
“You paid nothing.”
“No! I did! C’mon you guys!”
“Sigh… What color is the box?”
“It’s blue.”
“What color is the front monster on the left.”
“He’s green.”
“How many eyes?”
“Four?”
“You sure?”
“I… Yeah… No, two!”
“Two?”
“No, no! Four!”
“Hmm mm…”
“Can I install my game now?”
“No.”
“What do I have to do?!”
“…Beg.”
“Beg?”
“Like a dog.”
“No I won’t beg like a dog!”
“Then you don’t play Spore. Is there anything else I can help you with?”
“No, no wait… Okay… Please… please let me play… I… I really wanna play… please, please, please?”
“Bark.”
“What?”
“Bark like a dog.”
“Woof! Woof! Woof!!!”
“Haha, that’s precious…”
“Can I play now?”
“Yes, but remember this: You are our bitch.
“Tha… thank you…”

-(CE)Ian