Author Archives: Ian

The Basis of All Combat

It’s late and you’re walking home alone after a night of tomfoolery and nonsense. The coldness of the air cuts your skin like a razor as you scurry along a dark path. A figure walks out from your front and suddenly the frost of the wind isn’t what’s chilling you to the bone. A gun, [...]

The Hipster Threat

Hipsters are a threat to North American culture. Hipsters are everywhere: they’re in our schools, in our bars, in our parks, in our libraries, in our music, and maybe even our own homes. Their treacherous breed will destroy modern society as we know it unless we can stop it. But how can we protect ourselves [...]

Citizens Cry Out For Oakland

As the city of Oakland honored the four slain police officers killed in March, citizens spoke out against the violence against black youth in their city.
During a city council meeting on March 31, Oakland residents expressed their grief toward the death of Lovelle Mixon, who killed Sgts. Mark Dunakin, Ervin Romans and Daniel Sakai, and [...]